| 2 May 2025 |
 XKCD | 3084: Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object | 23:50:25 |
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| XKCD | Unstoppable force-carrying particles can't interact with immovable matter by definition. | 23:50:27 |
| 6 May 2025 |
| XKCD | 3085: About 20 Pounds | 05:11:50 |
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| XKCD | In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity. | 05:11:53 |
| 8 May 2025 |
| XKCD | 3086: Globe Safety | 04:07:52 |
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| XKCD | Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned. | 04:07:54 |
| 9 May 2025 |
| XKCD | 3087: Pascal's Law | 21:38:44 |
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| XKCD | Reductio ad absurdum fails when reality is absurd. | 21:38:46 |
| 13 May 2025 |
| XKCD | 3088: Deposition | 02:09:43 |
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| XKCD | P.S. If you have time travel, come to my birthday party Saturday! | 02:09:45 |
| 14 May 2025 |
| XKCD | 3089: Modern | 18:31:13 |
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| XKCD | Scholars are still debating whether the current period is post-postmodern or neo-contemporary. | 18:31:15 |
| 16 May 2025 |
| XKCD | 3090: Sail Physics | 20:32:02 |
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| XKCD | Turning in other directions can be accomplished by using a magnetized centerboard and ocean currents, since a current flowing through a magnetic field induces a Laplace force. | 20:32:04 |
| 19 May 2025 |
| XKCD | 3091: Renormalization | 21:53:22 |
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| XKCD | Applying renormalization to bullies successfully transformed Pete & Pete's Endless Mike into Finite Mike. | 21:53:24 |
| 21 May 2025 |
| XKCD | 3092: Baker's Units | 23:23:54 |
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| XKCD | 169 is a baker's gross. | 23:23:55 |
| 23 May 2025 |
| XKCD | 3093: Drafting | 14:04:37 |
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| XKCD | A 5% efficiency gain at the cost of a 99% efficiency loss | 14:04:39 |
