| 12 Feb 2020 |
 XKCD | Blockchains are like grappling hooks, in that it's extremely cool when you encounter a problem for which they're the right solution, but it happens way too rarely in real life. | 22:48:46 |
| 14 Feb 2020 |
| XKCD | 2268: Further Research is Needed | 19:55:25 |
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| XKCD | Further research is needed to fully understand how we managed to do such a good job. | 19:55:25 |
| 17 Feb 2020 |
| XKCD | 2269: Phylogenetic Tree | 05:06:20 |
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| XKCD | And I was kicked out of my March Madness pool because I wouldn't shut up about the evidence for NBA/ABA endosymbiosis. | 05:06:20 |
| 19 Feb 2020 |
| XKCD | 2270: Picking Bad Stocks | 20:38:45 |
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| XKCD | On the news a few days later: "Buzz is building around the so-called 'camping Roomba' after a big investment. Preorders have spiked, and..." | 20:38:45 |
|  taire (Old) changed their display name from taire to taire (Old). | 21:06:49 |
| taire (Old) invited  taire. | 21:11:18 |
| taire joined the room. | 21:16:08 |
| 21 Feb 2020 |
| XKCD | 2271: Grandpa Jason and Grandpa Chad | 18:07:11 |
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| XKCD | The AARP puts the average age of a first-time grandparent close to 50, and the CDC has some data. But I don't have first-parent age distributions for specific names, or generational first-child age correlations, so the dotted line is just a guess. Still, let's be honest: No further research is really *needed.* | 18:07:11 |
| 24 Feb 2020 |
| XKCD | 2272: Ringtone Timeline | 17:38:54 |
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| XKCD | No one likes my novelty ringtone, an audio recording of a phone on vibrate sitting on a hard surface. | 17:38:54 |
|  jeroen left the room. | 18:37:26 |
| 26 Feb 2020 |
| XKCD | 2273: Truck Proximity | 20:42:36 |
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| XKCD | See also: Farm animals and dinosaurs. I am so confident that there exists children's media that involves dinosaurs driving trucks on a farm that I'm writing this without even Googling to check. | 20:42:36 |
| 28 Feb 2020 |
| XKCD | 2274: Stargazing 3 | 20:26:51 |
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| XKCD | If we can destroy enough of the lights in our region, we may see more comets, but that's a risk we'll have to take. | 20:26:52 |
| 2 Mar 2020 |
| XKCD | 2275: Coronavirus Name | 21:22:21 |
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| XKCD | It's important to keep the spider from touching your face. | 21:22:21 |
| 4 Mar 2020 |
| XKCD | 2276: Self-Isolate | 21:50:52 |
